My Favourite Jokes

These are some of my favourite jokes.

1.

Question. What do you call a flying skunk?

 Answer. A smellycopter.

2.

Question. What did the alien say to the plant?

Answer. Take me to your weeder.

3.

Question. Why did the tomato blush?

Answer.Because he saw the salad dressing.

4.

Question. Who is the worlds stinkiest fairy?

Answer. Stinker bell

5.

Question.What do you call a female moth?

Answer.A Myth

6.

Question.What do you call a female troll?

Answer. A trollop

7.

Question.what do you call a smelly time traveller?

Answer. Doctor Poo

8.

Question.Did you hear the joke about the fart?

Answer. It stinks

9.

Question. What's Brown and sticky?

Answer. A Stick

10

Question. What do boxers like to drink?

Answer.Fruit Punch