WOW that is disgusting I would hate to be testing those jelly beans, I would PUKE if I had to try a single one of those jelly beans.
I think that is just super super weird that there is jelly bean flavours like that. I would not put that near my body even if I got forced to eat it I would spit it out.
Here are the flavours!
Do you like them.
1. Black Pepper – Pepper can be a great seasoning for meals at dinner, but by itself the flavour is not so great!
2. Booger – Yes this one exists! Who wants to eat candy that tastes like something you’ve just picked out of your nose?!
3. Dirt – You have a backyard full of the stuff but you don’t find yourself outside having a dirt snack! So why would anyone want a dirt flavoured jelly bean?
4. Earthworm – You know those slimy, wriggling little worms that live in the dirt? They are a flavour of jelly bean!
5. Earwax – So gross!
6. Rotten Egg – It’s gross, it stinks and it certainly isn’t a taste you want in your mouth!
7. Soap – Have your parents every threatened to wash your mouth out with soap when you say bad words? Well that punishment is now a jelly bean flavour.
8. Vomit – This flavour is just way too weird! Who would want to eat candy that tastes like vomit?! That’s one way to make yourself sick for sure!
9. Stinky Socks – Ever felt like chewing on some old smelly socks that are lying in the laundry? If so, there is a jelly bean for that.
10. Lawn Clippings – Sure freshly cut grass smells pretty nice but the taste is a whole other story!
11. Toothpaste – We’ve always been told not to swallow toothpaste when brushing our teeth, so why would we want to eat a jelly bean which tastes like a big glob of toothpaste?
12. Canned Dog Food – There is a reason it is called dog food and it usually means we humans won’t enjoy it!
13. Baby Wipes – Not sure we even want to know who came up with the idea for this flavour!
14. Skunk Spray – They say the only way to get rid of the stink of skunk spray is to bathe in a lot of tomato juice…your tongue is going to need a seriously long tomato juice bath after this flavour
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